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Hunting Party in the Highlands.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'