Hump Day Humorist Gifts

'Hey, cheer UP, Bert! It's Wednesday... Hump Day!'

"The Eggsorcist"

Bob's Driving School.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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Tennis ball girl.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

The Rugby Throw Up.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

Swelling

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'So, are we going for a walk or what?'

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

Death model.

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'