Hump Day Celebration Gifts

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Camel'

Friday 5.30pm.

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Proud Mum.

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

Still crazy after all these years.

'So you're back.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

Don't shake.

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

Thought for Wednesday

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

"How did you live to be a hundred, Pops?"

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

"Happy Hump Day!"