Hump Day Enthusiast Gifts

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Giraffe Portrait

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Camel'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

"We need to talk."

Pumpkin Time!

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Organic Produce

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

"It's his favorite time of year."

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"You had me at pumpkin."