Hump Day Enthusiast Gifts

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Giraffe Portrait

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Camel'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Pumpkin Time!

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

"We need to talk."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Organic Produce

They're so thoughtful

"You had me at pumpkin."

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.