Hump Day Gifts

Zoo. It's Wednesday again --- Time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day.

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

"Happy Hump Day!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Pampered and poodled.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

A Journalist's Weapons

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Camel'

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Contradictory Phil

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.