Hump Day Celebration T-Shirts

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'

"It's only Wednesday, Fenton."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Camel'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Friday 5.30pm.

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Proud Mum.

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

Still crazy after all these years.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'So you're back.'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

Don't shake.

Thought for Wednesday

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

"Happy Hump Day!"

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

"She won the spelling bee."

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."