Humour-loving Astrophiles Gifts

"AA-ARGH!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'That must be the guy from corporate.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'I miss the evildoers.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Chalk Bored

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"I didn't design mankind to be a short-sighted, self-destructive, ravening plague upon their planet. They figured that out all on their own."

Benedict XVI Resigns.

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

Cola Observatory

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"Christ on a bike. Again. Again with the electric shaver."

"Are you sure you're in the right place?"

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'

'I still feel empty.'

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

"Sorry, y'all, I really wanted to make it out tonight but I'm waning..."

"Isn't it romantic? All those pieces of space-junk, assorted human garbage and spy satellites, twinkling in the night sky."

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

"Oh, and c.c. the Devil."

"I hate moulting season."

"In hindsight, I probably should have had more than concepts of a plan."