Humorous Invader Gifts

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Destiny is all...

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'

Alien Arcade

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

"Why do we do this again?"

The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection

'Uh-oh.'

First encounters of the awkward kind.

'Take me to your men's room!'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Sure, the cow jumped over the moon, and he also burned up on re-entry."

"You may now take the bride deer hunting!"

Ocean Views

Boss beside wastepaper bin full of people shouting "Next!"