Alien Invasion Humorist Gifts

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

New York Stock Exchange. Wall St. To err is human, but this is ridiculous!

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

Moon's Portaloo.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

Stand up comedians from outer space.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Sorry folks, Tractor Beam's broken. We'll have to use a tractor piece of rope.'

Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

An astronaut with a little alien drilling into his helmet.

Astronaut dowsing on new planet.

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'