Humorous Homilist Gifts

Searching for a humorous homilist gift? Find clever, uplifting items that blend faith and humor, ideal for pastors, preachers, or anyone who brings laughter and inspiration to their congregation. Our collection features witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that celebrate their joyful spirit and creative approach to ministry.

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'Not bad - a bit preachy.'

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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Night-time halo

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"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat" mockup

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..." mockup

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

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"It's cool – God told us to!"

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"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?" mockup

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?' mockup

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.' mockup

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him." mockup

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

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'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.' mockup

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

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"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ." mockup

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.' mockup

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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Priest with the Pet Devil.

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Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away' mockup

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

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'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?' mockup

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

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"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly." mockup

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

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"Holy Mackerel!"

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'Golly, is it that time already?' mockup

'Golly, is it that time already?'

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'We are gathered here...'

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'Man, I'm bombing,'

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'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.' mockup

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

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"Holy water, holy water...."

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'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.' mockup

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

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"'Host' and Cheese?"

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How's my Sermon . . .

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'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.' mockup

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

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'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...' mockup

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

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Humorous Homilist Gifts Collection

Humorous Homilist Mugs

Browse our collection of witty mugs for a humorous homilist—bring humor and warmth to their daily coffee ritual with these clever designs.

Humorous Homilist Pillows

Find cozy pillows with humorous and inspiring messages—ideal for a homilist’s office or lounge to add a cheerful touch.

Humorous Homilist Prints

Explore inspiring and amusing prints—great for decorating a homilist’s space with faith and humor.

Humorous Homilist T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts for a humorous homilist—perfect for Sunday service, casual church gatherings, or showcasing their joyful faith.