Humorists Of The Wild Gifts

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

The First Fire Stick

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"She's a miniature."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Pray for me.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Giraffe Portrait

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"