Humorous Naturists Gifts

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

I told you we were late!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'My dentist recommended it.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'