Humorists Of The Wild Pillows

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Polly txt speak

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

The First Fire Stick

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"She's a miniature."

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'Pray for me.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Giraffe Portrait