Humorist In The Wild Pillows

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Skiing.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Too much concealer?"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Bob's Driving School.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Pray for me.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Giraffe Portrait

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Crow and fox

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'I wanted a change in decor.'