Humorist Who Loves Cartoons About Mental Health Gifts

'I can give you something for depression.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Psychobabbling brook.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Fakir Shrink.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Psychobabble.

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Shrink's Summer Job

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Are you getting enough "me" time, Al? Oh, more than enough, Doctor

"Westwood psychiatric group... How may I direct your cry for help?"

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

'Your case is extremely interesting...and I would like to get it produced...it will be a comedy.'

'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

It's called Pagliacci therapy, Al. We're going to replace all of your petty little neuroses with one big, healthy, all-consuming fear of clowns.

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'Well - the layman's terminology for your condition is 'nutty as an acorn''

'It's paranoia, but a very benign form - he thinks Al Gore is out to get him.'

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'