Humorist Who Loves Cartoons About Mental Health Mugs

'I can give you something for depression.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Psychobabbling brook.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Psychobabble.

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

Fakir Shrink.

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'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Westwood psychiatric group... How may I direct your cry for help?"

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'Your case is extremely interesting...and I would like to get it produced...it will be a comedy.'

'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'It's paranoia, but a very benign form - he thinks Al Gore is out to get him.'

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."

'Well - the layman's terminology for your condition is 'nutty as an acorn''

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."