"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"
Humorist On Modernity Gifts
Looking for a gift for the humorist on modernity? Discover witty and thought-provoking items that poke fun at contemporary life. Perfect for those who love to laugh at the absurdities of modern culture, our curated selection features clever cartoons and humorous messages on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Delight a friend or treat yourself to a witty reminder of the sharp side of modern living.
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
Peter
"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."
"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
This man is an island.
Pop Top Ice FIshing
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"
'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'
Snowman Driver
"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"
"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"
Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.
"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."
"Lemonade App: $1"
"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."
'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'
"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."
'What's the antidote for espresso?'
"How am I going to put in a new tape?"
"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."
Rocket charmer.
The Power of 3D Glasses.
"Bloody Cyclops!"
With friends like you...
"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."
'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'
"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."
Hits Needed, please click.
"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."
"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."
'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'
Humorist On Modernity Gifts Collection
Humorist On Modernity Mugs
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Humorist On Modernity Pillows
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Humorist On Modernity Prints
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Humorist On Modernity T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts collection for the humorist on modernity—wear the wit and humor inspired by today’s social and cultural quirks.