Humorist On Modernity Prints

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Snowman Driver

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

Rocket charmer.

The Power of 3D Glasses.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

With friends like you...

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Hits Needed, please click.

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'