Humorist Of Hymns Pillows

Jesus breaks the bread.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Night-time halo

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Hildegard von Bingen

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"All we have left is standing room only."

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."