Humorist Of The Heavens Pillows

The Sequels

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Clown God

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'