Humorists Of The Heavenly Pillows

'The gray sedan on the left. Its car alarm ruined my nap!'

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Divine Desk Bins

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'