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The Sequels

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Clown God

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The Adventures of God

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'