Humor In The Heavens T-Shirts

'It's a conversation piece.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I don't like space."

Cow Pilot.

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Five bucks he opens it."

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

New Years Reolutions

'I miss the evildoers.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

Angel Crash

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'