Humor In The Heavens Gifts

'It's a conversation piece.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I don't like space."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

Cow Pilot.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Five bucks he opens it."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

New Years Reolutions

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Angel Crash

'I miss the evildoers.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'