Hymn Humorist Pillows

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

'What number is the hymn 'All things bright and beautiful'?'

Your new hymn seems to be about your sports car and guitar! Yes, it's my take on 'All Things Bright and Beautiful'.

"Is it legal for 'Bringing in the Sheaves' to be the on hold music at the Department of Agriculture?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Surgery up here is free!"

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."