Hymn Humorist Gifts

"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"

'What number is the hymn 'All things bright and beautiful'?'

Your new hymn seems to be about your sports car and guitar! Yes, it's my take on 'All Things Bright and Beautiful'.

"Is it legal for 'Bringing in the Sheaves' to be the on hold music at the Department of Agriculture?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

The Adventures of God

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'