Jesus breaks the bread.
Humorist Of Hymns Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the cleverness and charm of hymn humorists? Our collection celebrates the humorous side of hymn writing and singing, perfect for those who appreciate witty takes on sacred music. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight the humorous spirit behind hymns and bring joy and laughter to your favorite music enthusiast or humorous hymn lover.
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
"We only got six days of funding."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
Night-time halo
"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"
"Surgery up here is free!"
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
"All we have left is standing room only."
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
Hildegard von Bingen
The Adventures of God
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
'It's not for myself, you understand."
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
A surprise in heaven
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
'We've re-branded.'
"I do tech support for the cloud."
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."
'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"
'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'
"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."
Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.
Humorist Of Hymns Gifts Collection
Humorist Of Hymns Mugs
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Humorist Of Hymns Pillows
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Humorist Of Hymns Prints
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Humorist Of Hymns T-Shirts
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