Humor In Worship Gifts

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

United Church of OMG

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Excommunicate Me.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Eucharist

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

"Can we discuss this?"

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Ding and Dong.

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Please rise."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

Church sign.