Humor In Regulations Lover Gifts

Safety Barriers

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!'

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'Stop, Mom! Before you touch my room you gotta file an environmental impact statement with the E.P.A.'

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

I know, but it's code.

'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'It's another notice from the government - they say we need to add airbags.'

"Why, yes, Your Honor. That would make me his Advocate."

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

Law Firm of Kellog and Keith: Never An Ambulance Chaser.