Humor In Regulations Lover Prints

Safety Barriers

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!'

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Man at desk in 'Space research'. His in and out boxes are labelled 'inner' and 'outer'.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'Stop, Mom! Before you touch my room you gotta file an environmental impact statement with the E.P.A.'

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

Hearts oh his countrymen: G. Washington...FIRST...ETC

'It's another notice from the government - they say we need to add airbags.'

'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'

"Why, yes, Your Honor. That would make me his Advocate."

'See, you misread it - it's void where prohibited by lou!'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

"The codeine is ok and the phenobarbital is ok, but the FDA says no to the powdered bat's tooth."

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

Law Firm of Kellog and Keith: Never An Ambulance Chaser.