Humor In Healing Seeker Gifts

Man about to enter a therapy session, with the doorbell showing a 'depress' sign.

Self help acupuncture

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"It doesn't work on geese."

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Fakir Shrink.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Let the healing begin!"

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"It's cooties."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

"So, you feel perfectly normal and completely free of anxiety …. Or is it just a mood swing?"

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

'If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!'

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

God says no to praying woman.

Angels Caught on Devil Tails

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

"The spear is the least of my problems."

'And then instead of feeding me he would ring a little bell...'