Humor In Healing Seeker Gifts

Man about to enter a therapy session, with the doorbell showing a 'depress' sign.

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'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Fakir Shrink.

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"Let the healing begin!"

"It's cooties."

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Race you to the spleen!"

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

"Did you do all of this for me?"

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

"So, you feel perfectly normal and completely free of anxiety …. Or is it just a mood swing?"

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Acupuncture Treatment Room. My acupuncturist used placebos on me today.

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

God says no to praying woman.

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

'If God is your co-pilot, let him drive!'

Angels Caught on Devil Tails

"The spear is the least of my problems."

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.