Humor Gift Fan Pillows

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The Brothers Grime

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The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

The Snooze Bar.

Beer Parasol.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

The bird feeder.