Humor Gift Fan Pillows

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Beer Parasol.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"