Humor Adventures Gifts

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Baby pram as a tank

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Man fishing with large bait

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Touché"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

School trip little porters.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."