Humor Adventures Pillows

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Baby pram as a tank

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Man fishing with large bait

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Touché"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

School trip little porters.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .