Humid Humor Fans Pillows

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

tRUMp, Pirate President

No, I don

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

The bird feeder.