Humane Omnivore Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for your humane omnivore friend or family member? Discover products that blend humor, compassion, and culinary passion, perfect for those who love animals and gourmet treats alike. Our collection offers unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate a balanced, ethical diet filled with fun and flavor. Whether they’re passionate about animal welfare or enjoy exploring new, humane culinary adventures, you’ll find a delightful gift that resonates with their values and personality.

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food" mockup

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

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"You keep impeccable time."

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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Menu: Wet food. Dry food

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"What do you have that won't kill me?" mockup

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?" mockup

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

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A butcher and his apprentice.

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DIY Butchers

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"You ordered mammoth again?"

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Posh dog views expensive food and wine. mockup

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

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"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?" mockup

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

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"He won't wait for me to open the can." mockup

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

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We'll have whatever they are

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"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer" mockup

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

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'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.' mockup

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

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"Our fish are caught wild and never battered, at least while they're still alive."

"Our fish are caught wild and never battered, at least while they're still alive." mockup

"Our fish are caught wild and never battered, at least while they're still alive."

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"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!" mockup

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

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"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ." mockup

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!' mockup

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back." mockup

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

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100% organic pork sausages

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'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.' mockup

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

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The food was nice...but something was missing.

The food was nice...but something was missing. mockup

The food was nice...but something was missing.

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'I'm a situational vegan. If someone else is paying it's an eight ounce kobi steak for me.'

'I'm a situational vegan. If someone else is paying it's an eight ounce kobi steak for me.' mockup

'I'm a situational vegan. If someone else is paying it's an eight ounce kobi steak for me.'

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"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin." mockup

"Generally I recommend chuck, but since your collie has a pedigree...sirloin."

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Bacon Bits

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'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?' mockup

'Let's see... that's one 'last week's leftovers' and two 'third grader's homework', right?'

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Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner. mockup

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.

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"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died." mockup

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

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"I thought you went vegan."

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Ill Advised Vegan Survey

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Humane Omnivore Gifts Collection

Humane Omnivore Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs designed for humane omnivores and bring a humorous, compassionate touch to your morning routine.

Humane Omnivore Pillows

Find cozy pillows with funny and heartfelt messages for humane omnivores — perfect for adding personality to your home.

Humane Omnivore Prints

Explore our vibrant prints celebrating humane omnivores—ideal for decorating spaces that reflect your values with a splash of fun.

Humane Omnivore T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts for humane omnivores — ideal for showing your ethical food choices with style and humor.