Humane Food Advocate Gifts

Bacon Bits

Desert Island Meals.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Factory Farmers.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Worlds Apart.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

You are what you eat.

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."