Humane Food Advocate Gifts

Bacon Bits

Desert Island Meals.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Factory Farmers.

Worlds Apart.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

How Kale Took Over the World

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"Sorry buddy, but we've got to reduce your cabon pawprint."

You are what you eat.

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

"Really, Karl! Can't I mention the high price of kohlrabi without getting a manifesto."