Human Relations Specialist Gifts

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Hollywood Sign Developers

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Staff support"

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

How leaders fail

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'