Housing Satirist Gifts

Searching for a gift for the housing satirist? Discover a range of cheeky and clever items that poke fun at home life, perfect for those with a witty twist on real estate and interior quirks. From humorous prints to fun mugs, find a gift that makes them smile and laugh about their favorite obsession—home and decor with a punchline.

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House for free - 'Too much'!

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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The leaning tower of Pizza.

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?' mockup

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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"I've downsized."

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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Coming Soon- Trump Circle

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Affordable housing

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..." mockup

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

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This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows. mockup

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

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'A new concept. The inside out house.' mockup

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

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Valentines for Real Estate

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'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.' mockup

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

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"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder." mockup

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

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'It's got all the original features.' mockup

'It's got all the original features.'

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"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions." mockup

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

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'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!' mockup

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

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"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London." mockup

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

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Snail Estate Agents

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Shoe for Rent

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"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!" mockup

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

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"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you." mockup

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

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Estate agents lined up for sale during house-price slump.

Estate agents lined up for sale during house-price slump. mockup

Estate agents lined up for sale during house-price slump.

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'Beats me why I took this place. No en-suite, no walk-in robe and no dining room!'

'Beats me why I took this place. No en-suite, no walk-in robe and no dining room!' mockup

'Beats me why I took this place. No en-suite, no walk-in robe and no dining room!'

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Housing Satirist Gifts Collection

Housing Satirist Mugs

Discover more witty and satirical mugs that celebrate the humor in housing and home life—perfect for fans of clever coffee cups.

Housing Satirist Pillows

Find pillows that bring satire and comfort together—perfect for adding humor to your living space.

Housing Satirist Prints

Browse our satirical print collection to add a humorous touch to your home or gift for the housing enthusiast.

Housing Satirist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that poke fun at the quirks of housing and real estate, ideal for the witty homeowner or renter.