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"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Beware of Everything

Nice park. . .

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Safest Airline in The World

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

The Future of Flight?

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

'It's an old work injury.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"Not Lick, you fool, lich! It's the heimlich maneuver."

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'