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Fire Alarm

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Accident waiting to happen.

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.

'We'll do the trim tomorrow, and we can diffuse that bomb if you want.'

Vacuum salesman has accidentally sucked up the baby during a demo - '...And now let me demonstrate the incredible suction power of the Supa-Vac...'

'You'll need to put these on before the inspection.'

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

Welcome Mat

"No, it wasn't the California wildfires... He was trying to light the pilot on our stove."

"I'm sorry, Dear, but my shopping was so rushed I forgot the batteries for the smoke alarms."

'I'll call 911, and I'd advise you to get rid of that trampoline.'

'Did you remember to leave the light on to discourage burglars?' (lights on house read 'don't do it - it's a mug's game! what would your mother think?')

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

Woman watching TV News with scroll telling her she has left the gas on.

'Boy, when I get tall, you'll really have to put all of the breakable stuff up REALLY high!'

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"Watch out for the fourth step."

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

"Dad went back in to get the smoke alarm and the receipt."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

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"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Santa hosing the Chimney.