Household Safety Enthusiast Gifts

'Goodnight, honey … did you remember to plug little Joe out?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'This is your lucky day!'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'New normal' family life

Safety last.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."