Household Safety Enthusiast Pillows

'Goodnight, honey … did you remember to plug little Joe out?'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'This is your lucky day!'

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'New normal' family life

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

Safety last.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."