Household Critic Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for the household critic in your life? Our collection offers clever, funny items that acknowledge their unique talent for spotting what’s amiss at home. Perfect for adding a dash of humor to their daily routine, these products make a fun statement that they’re the ultimate home inspector. Whether they’re a seasoned home critic or just enjoy playful banter, find something that suits their taste and brings a smile to their face.

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“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?” mockup

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

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The wooden clothes horse of Troy. mockup

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread." mockup

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

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'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...' mockup

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

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"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman." mockup

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

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"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..." mockup

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

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"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs." mockup

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

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'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?' mockup

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

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The economy doctor

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'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.' mockup

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

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'The fire seems to be drawing well.' mockup

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

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"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn." mockup

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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'Henri! We found your sweatband!' mockup

'Henri! We found your sweatband!'

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'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.' mockup

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

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'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.' mockup

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

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'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?' mockup

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

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'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.' mockup

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

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How men shop for towels.

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This Semester's Report Card

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Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman. mockup

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

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"That's his idea of multi-tasking." mockup

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

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'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?' mockup

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

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'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!'

'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!' mockup

'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!'

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Snowman in the Freezer.

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'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.' mockup

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

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"I should have known he has absolutely no morals - I've seen how he loads a dishwasher."

"I should have known he has absolutely no morals - I've seen how he loads a dishwasher." mockup

"I should have known he has absolutely no morals - I've seen how he loads a dishwasher."

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'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?' mockup

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

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'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?' mockup

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'

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'So, you were unbunging the sink when your husband said...'

'So, you were unbunging the sink when your husband said...' mockup

'So, you were unbunging the sink when your husband said...'

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'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.' mockup

'I don't know how I got rid of mildew before Henry got me the flamethrower.'

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'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!' mockup

'One thing about your salads, I learn a lot about insects. You forgot to wash the lettuce again!'

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Household Critic Gifts Collection

Household Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the household critic, featuring witty and humorous designs that turn every beverage into a moment of fun.

Household Critic Pillows

Discover our funny and stylish pillows crafted for the household critic. Add personality and humor to their favorite room with these comfy, witty pieces.

Household Critic Prints

Browse our collection of prints that celebrate the household critic. Great for decorating their space with humor and personality, these art pieces make a statement.

Household Critic T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts designed for the household critic. With clever quotes and witty graphics, they’re ideal for making a humorous statement.