House Proud Hero Gifts

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."

'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

The household cavalry

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Indoor Football

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Homeless count.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"We moved here for the schools."