House Proud Hero Gifts

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."

'And make sure the house is clean before the cleaner arrives.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Indoor Football

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Homeless count.

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

Woman tangled up ironing

balanced life