House Pride Advocate Gifts

'I won't look in the trunk of your car if you don't look in my basement.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Reflected Glory

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

For All The Detroit Haters.

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

The Gayhorns

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

Millennial

Happy St George's Day.

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Yeah, I guess it works better for New York than mine does for Maine.

My dad loves his lawn.

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

Michelangelo's mother hanging his drawings on her refrigerator.

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Traditional Hungary Sausage

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'