House Pride Advocate T-Shirts

'I won't look in the trunk of your car if you don't look in my basement.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Congratulations!

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Reflected Glory

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

For All The Detroit Haters.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Happy St George's Day.

Millennial

Traditional Hungary Sausage

"New Hampshire kinda welcomes you. Live free or die."

'It just wouldn't work out, Derek. I'm from a red state, and you're from a blue state.'

Michelangelo's mother hanging his drawings on her refrigerator.

Happy Birthday

He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.