Family Pride Advocate Gifts

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're adopted."

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Congratulations!

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Reflected Glory

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"Isn't that adorable?"

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

"And these are the twins, Buzz and Buzz-off."

I got a hundred in school today... 50 in history, and 50 in maths!

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

The Gayhorns

Millennial

Leaving family

"Yes, dear - now that gay marriage is banned - this wonderful institution of marriage is safe!"

Out of the closet.

Happy Birthday

"Hi Honey. I'm Homo!"

Michelangelo's mother hanging his drawings on her refrigerator.