Family Pride Enthusiast Gifts

Reflected Glory

Michelangelo's mother hanging his drawings on her refrigerator.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Bring flag factories back to America.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Family sitting on sofa.

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'I've turned into my mother.'

Loving family

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'I love my mum and dad!'

Too young to be a grandma

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'