Family Honor Enthusiast Gifts

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

'I've turned into my mother.'

Reflected Glory

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand

Boys watching a christening

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

"Three generations of football"

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

"Am I talent or product?"

Christmas morning through the ages.

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

"But, Paw, I don't eat eggs or bacon anymore."

Michelangelo's mother hanging his drawings on her refrigerator.